Stupid Hypotheticals - Any Super Hero Car

"Lets Just Drive" (lets-just-drive)
01/07/2014 at 18:54 • Filed to: None

The Gods of Comicdom have gathered. They have looked upon your works and have been pleased. You have pleased them much to their pleasure, over and over again, and your efforts shall not go unrewarded. The rulers of all that is Super in Hero or Villain have agreed to grant you a token of their satisfaction. They have decreed from upon high that you should receive any superheromobile of ever and of all . You may have this car with their blessing. What super whip do you pick?

DISCUSSION (26)

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Lets Just Drive
01/07/2014 at 18:57

Kinja'd!!!

Spiderbike from Ultimate Spider-Man. It can run on webs.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Lets Just Drive
01/07/2014 at 18:59

Does this one count?

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(Black Beauty from the Green Hornet)

Lets Just Drive > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
01/07/2014 at 19:00

I tried to watch this series. It gave me seizures.

Lets Just Drive > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
01/07/2014 at 19:00

Um, of course?

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Lets Just Drive
01/07/2014 at 19:05

Really? I love it. Was it just the animation style that bothered you?

AMC/Renauledge > Lets Just Drive
01/07/2014 at 19:05

Kinja'd!!!

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > Lets Just Drive
01/07/2014 at 19:05

Please tell me this counts as a super hero car.

merkyg > Lets Just Drive
01/07/2014 at 19:07

Punisher Battle Van maybe...

Kinja'd!!!

Not the best looking maybe, but a big suprise for all the Audis that cut you up...

TurboSloth > Lets Just Drive
01/07/2014 at 19:07

Kinja'd!!!

It has cannons and a turbine on the back and its matte black.

You did say super hero, so I picked Batman, but if this included the universes of James Bond or Marty McFly, I would have picked either the DeLorean with 1.21 gigawatts of power or the DB5 with guns and ejector seats and stuff.

Lets Just Drive > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
01/07/2014 at 19:07

The animation is okay.

It's the edit. Oh my word, the format they've used - I just can't take any of it serious because it's all flash cuts to unnecessary exposition. It lacks, in my opinion, the maturity I've been looking for from Marvel. Sadly, DC seems to have a monopoly on drama while Marvel is... I dunno, doing speed and huffing glue.

KB Garage > Lets Just Drive
01/07/2014 at 19:08

Kinja'd!!!

Lets Just Drive > AMC/Renauledge
01/07/2014 at 19:08

Niiiice.

What's in the trunk.

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Lets Just Drive > With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username
01/07/2014 at 19:09

That's kind of pushing the envelope, but I'll allow it.

Because I'm the authority and all that. Ha.

Lets Just Drive > merkyg
01/07/2014 at 19:10

I love, how when you're a kid, the engine is an afterthought. It's all, "How many guns I cram on my GI Joe tank?"

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Lets Just Drive
01/07/2014 at 19:10

Kinja'd!!!

Lets Just Drive > TurboSloth
01/07/2014 at 19:11

Any Batmobile is a good pick.

Lets Just Drive > KB Garage
01/07/2014 at 19:11

Too ambiguous.

Lets Just Drive > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/07/2014 at 19:12

This particular Batmobile sits high on my list because this was my Batmobile - the one I grew up with.

merkyg > Lets Just Drive
01/07/2014 at 19:13

You just fire everything backwards and let the recoil do the work ;)

KB Garage > Lets Just Drive
01/07/2014 at 19:13

Probably, but I knew I could GIS fast enough to pick the Tumbler.

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Lets Just Drive
01/07/2014 at 19:20

I like it. It's definitely something different from the usual. I do agree it's not quite as mature as I'd hope, but I do like that it plays heavily on the Spider-man ethos and morals.